I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
Jeremy Jordan is too cute it’s unacceptable
“My niece, my young niece, saw ‘Funny Girl’ on DVD and said ,’How come you’re singing so many songs from Glee?’”
Barbara Streisand (via lovegleelaugh)
remember when Tom dated that hot republican guy
fuck all of the “don’t have sex ever” and “don’t drink ever” forms of education. teach people to do it responsibly. want to have sex? wrap it before you tap it. want to drink? learn your limits and do it safely. do it legally. we can teach you common mistakes/misconceptions, because you’ll make them unless you know what they are. ignorance breeds ignorance.
a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
This textpost literally just saved my life.
This cat is cuter than I will ever be
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
Beyond this being really cool, I just gotta say…
HOLY SHIT STAPLES DID SOMETHING THAT POSITIVELY AFFECTS THE UNIVERSE?!?
STAPLES OF ALL THE COMPANIES
This is awesome.
the asterisk isnt so good but im really glad that a national chain like staples took the time to do this!!
if you have a penis then you’re a boy. I don’t see how thinking you’re a boy can make you a boy. it’s like saying ‘well I feel I like should have been born a justin bieber so I am in fact justin bieber’ idek I don’t understand it
Never trust a person who throws away playbills.
I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school
calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST