burpywatermelons:

bunnies are so stupid i love them

(Source: getgoose)

posted 3 hours ago with 18,052 notes
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princeofcupcakes:

white boys calling girls sluts is literally so fucking ironic bc have you ever met anyone more eager to drop their pants than a white boy

and it does not disappear with age

posted 3 hours ago with 192 notes
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electricportcullis:

phantomloki:

electricportcullis:

If I ever make it on broadway I expect a fandom okay

okay

good

posted 3 hours ago with 459 notes
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disarms:

austene3:

OFFICER ON DECK!

cutie reporting for duty

posted 3 hours ago with 305,178 notes
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alittlebitgayandmore:

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

posted 3 hours ago with 254,238 notes
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thehairhag:

subcourfeyrac:

if i ever get famous on broadway i absolutely promise to leave my computer sitting around with my twitter open so dumb actors will post surprise backstage selfies on my account

The next generation of fan-turned-stars will know how to please the fandoms and it shall be grand

posted 3 hours ago with 172 notes
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penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

(Source: the-goldengirls)

posted 3 hours ago with 162,975 notes
via:darlinginnewyork source:the-goldengirls

elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

posted 3 hours ago with 419,621 notes
via:themelodiousrhapsody source:tumboy

hannahwhoisntabanana:

A conversation with a seven year old.

posted 3 hours ago with 96,901 notes
via:themelodiousrhapsody source:hannahwhoisntabanana

Watching the Tony Awards like:

musicofthestage:

image

image

image

posted 3 hours ago with 1,816 notes
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follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

(Source: straighthater)

posted 3 hours ago with 127,860 notes
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the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

image

in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

posted 3 hours ago with 121,185 notes
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stillnotblinking:

i found out the computers in my high school 101 class had photoshop

posted 3 hours ago with 251,526 notes
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mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
posted 3 hours ago with 31,029 notes
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mostlycatsmostly:

(via Michael Fauscette)

posted 4 hours ago with 1,565 notes
via:perfectfornatalie source:mostlycatsmostly